Problems with moving to Canada
Greetings from the Ridge.
“I mean it, Freida. I’m goin’. If Hillary wins, I’m goin’!”
“Sounds good to me. Where are you goin’, Herb?”
“Canada. If that woman gets in office then I’m headin’ north.”
“How about you just take off now to avoid the rush? Herb, you wouldn’t make it a month in Canada.”
“In the first place, Canadians are polite. I’ve never met a grouchy neighbor to the North. I swear, they’re always apologizing for things whether it was their fault or not. I’ve spent the last five decades with you, old man. ‘Polite’ is a title that’s never been slapped onto Herb Crump.”
“I could learn.”